ozict - Jokes, Jokes, Jokes

Q. Why do zombies drive the wrong way? A. Because they go in Dead Ends By Sebastian	Q. What type of bear poos alot A. Winnie the pooo.	Q. What do you call 400 bunnies jumping backwards ?... A. A reapeted headline. By Christian !
Q.What does a cherry do when it starts spinning A.Cherry go round by sebastian	Q. What letter did the pirets learn the alpherbet ?... A. at sea !!!! ( C). By Christian	Q. How do you saw the sea in half ? A. With a sea-saw
Q. What's striped and goes around and around? A.A zebra on a merry go round	Q.What does Santa say hen he's about to be marked for the rowl for class ? A. Present !!! By Christian !	Q. Why did the duck cross the road. A.Because the chicken was sick of crossing the road over and over again.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the play ground. A.To get to the other slide.	Q.What is Black and white and read all over A. a newspaper by Christopher	Q.what do elves learn at elf school? A. the elfabet (hahahahahahaha) peta and jaimee
Q. What days are weak in the week? A.weekdays. By Christian	Q.What do you call a snail on a ship ? A. A snailer. Christian	Q. Where did Taz go on his birthday ? A.Tazmaina. (because there are tazmainan devels there.
Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7? A.Because 7 8 9 (8 and ate) by Peta Monk and Jaimee	Q.What bear goes around scaring other animals? A. Winnie the boo	Q. What do frogs drink? A. croak-a cola
Q. why did the sausage roll A. because it saw the apple turn over	Q.what do you call a witch on sand A. A sand witch	Q.What did the baby zombie want for his birthday? A.A deady bear
Q. What reindeer had the least manners out of all of the reindeer's ? A. Rould - olph !! By Christian !	Q. What's big, annoying and really ugly? A. I don't know but it comes when I call my sisters name.	Knock Knock. Who's there Boo. boo who? Stop crying by Christopher
Q.Can February March? A. No, but April May	Q. What is the best day to eat an LCM ? A. CHEWSDAY (insted of tuesday !) BY CHRISTIAN !	Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A. A stick
Q. Why can't leopards hide. A. Because they are always spotted.	My sister came home from school and said, "Mum, can I have a pair of shoes for gym?" My Mum, said:'Tell him to get his own shoes!"	Q.Where do you find the biggest spider? A.In the world wide web.
knock, knock. who's there? arch. arch who? oh, here's a tissue. i think you have a cold. by Matt	Q.What did the stupid burglar do when he saw a WANTED poster outside the police station? A.He went in and applied for the job	Q.What do you do with a green monster? A.Put him into a paper bag until he ripens
Q.Why aren't vampires welcome in blood banks? A. because they only make withdrawals	Q.why did the wombat bring toilet paper to the party A.because he was a party pooper	Q.What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. Finding half a worm
why are cooks mean because they beat the eggs and whip the cream	Q. Why was the math book sad? A. Because it had too many problems	Q. What has hands but no arms A. A clock From Christopher
Q.What did the chicken say when it got to the library A. Boooook, book, book, book, book, book, boooooooooook. By Amy	Q. why did the T-rex cross the road? A. The chicken wasnt evolved yet! by Ella	Q. Why don't Teddy Bear Biscuits wear shorts? A. Because they've got crummy legs!
Q.What do aliens eat in Mars A.Marsmellows.	Will you remember me in a min,yes, a year,yes, two years.yes. knock knock, whos there, aliey, aliey who, already forgot me. by Ella	Q.What do aliens eat in Mars A.Marsmellows.
Q.What do aliens eat on Mars ? A.Marsbars	Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A. In case he got a hole in one!