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A. Because they go in Dead Ends By Sebastian ** || **Q. What type of bear poos alot A. Winnie the pooo. ** || Q. What do you call 400 bunnies jumping backwards ?... A. A reapeted headline. By Christian ! || A.Cherry go round by sebastian || Q. What letter did the pirets learn the alpherbet ?... A. at sea !!!! ( C). By Christian || ** Q. How do you saw the sea in half ? ** A.A zebra on a merry go round ** || Q.What does Santa say hen he's about to be marked for the rowl for class ? A. Present !!! By Christian ! || Q. Why did the duck cross the road. A. Because the chicken was sick of crossing the road over and over again. || A.To get to the other slide. || ** Q.What is Black and white and read all over A. a newspaper by Christopher** || ** Q.what do elves learn at elf school? ** peta and jaimee || A.weekdays. By Christian || Q.What do you call a snail on a ship ? A. A snailer. Christian || Q. Where did Taz go on his birthday ? A.Tazmaina. (because there are tazmainan devels there. || A.Because 7 8 9 (8 and ate) by Peta Monk and Jaimee** || ** Q.What bear goes around scaring other animals? ** A. A sand witch** || ** Q.What did the baby zombie want for his birthday? ** A. Rould - olph !! By Christian ! || ** Q. What's big, annoying and really ugly? ** Boo. boo who? Stop crying by Christopher** || A. No, but April May ** || ** Q. What is the best day to eat an LCM ? A. CHEWSDAY (insted of tuesday !) BY CHRISTIAN ! ** || ** Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A. A stick ** || A. Because they are always spotted. ** || ** My sister came home from school and said, "Mum, can I have a **** pair of shoes for gym?" My Mum, said:'Tell him to get his own shoes!" ** || ** Q.Where do you find the biggest spider? A.In the world wide web. ** || A.He went in and applied for the job ** || ** Q.What do you do with a green monster? A.Put him into a paper bag until he ripens ** || A. because they only make withdrawals ** || **Q.why did the wombat bring toilet paper to the party A.because he was a party pooper** || ** Q.What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. Finding half a worm ** || because they beat the eggs and whip the cream** || ** Q. Why was the math book sad? A. Because it had too many problems ** || **Q. What has hands but no arms A. A clock From Christopher** || A. Boooook, book, book, book, book, book, boooooooooook. By Amy ** || **  Q. why did the T-rex cross the road? A. The chicken wasnt evolved yet! by Ella ** || ** Q. Why don't Teddy Bear Biscuits wear shorts? A. Because they've got crummy legs! ** || A.Marsmellows. ** || ** Will you remember me in a min, yes, a year, yes, two years. yes. knock knock, whos there, aliey, aliey who, already forgot me. by Ella ** || ** Q.What do aliens eat in Mars A.Marsmellows. ** || A.Marsbars ** || ** Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A. In case he got a hole in one! ** ||  ||
 * ** Q. Why do zombies drive the wrong way?
 * Q.What does a cherry do when it starts spinning
 * A. With a sea-saw ** ||
 * ** Q. What's striped and goes around and around?
 * Q. Why did the chicken cross the play ground. 
 * A. the elfabet (hahahahahahaha) **
 * Q. What days are weak in the week?
 * ** Q.Why was 6 afraid of 7?
 * A. Winnie the boo ** || ** Q. What do frogs drink? **
 * A. croak-a cola ** ||
 * ** Q. why did the sausage roll **
 * A. because it saw the apple turn over ** || **Q.what do you call a witch on sand
 * A.A deady bear ** ||
 * Q. What reindeer had the least manners out of all of the reindeer's ?
 * A. I don't know but it comes when I call my sisters name. ** || **Knock Knock. Who's there
 * ** Q.Can February March?
 * ** Q. Why can't leopards hide.
 * ** knock, knock **** . who's there? **
 * arch. arch who? **
 * oh, here's a tissue. i think you have a cold. **
 * by Matt ** || ** Q.What did the stupid burglar do when he saw a WANTED poster outside the police station?
 * ** Q.Why aren't vampires welcome in blood banks?
 * **why are cooks mean
 * ** Q.What did the chicken say when it got to the library
 * ** Q.What do aliens eat in Mars
 * ** Q.What do aliens eat on Mars ?